dammit.. now I have a crush on my SCD instructor, who is older than my father, drives an british racing green convertible MG Midget and has a beard that scratches ever so nicely when kissing on the cheek three times.

did I mention he’s a dance instructor? that means he can dance..

I got to ride it tonight. the car I mean. with the top down in the warm summer night.

and he introduced me to whiskey

1. nisusisu said: you are one sick fuck.

Was that an insult or a compliment? I’m not up to date with hip young people’s language so I’m a bit confused here…

Felt sweaty and gross most of the day.
Then monsieur Hot Stuff winked at me. Goddess, his white t-shirt.

Which means that my parents will get mad at me because it’s gonna be designated and separate laundry days for us and the neighbour lady and that’s not very convenient if you have to wait three days to do your laundry..

Now I’m holed in my appartement and don’t really want to proceed neither way - the “here’s a fresh homebaked chocolate cake, please forgive me, I will never touch the radiator dial again when your laundry is drying!” way (in my mind thinking: we’re not paying for the extra heating, we’re paying for our peace of mind really) or the other way of pretending I’m not home should she come knocking on our door to talk things out..

blergh..

estonianmoments:

pretty legit.

‘specially when you find that perfect flavour.

mmm.. poppy seeds.. coconut’s good too.. caramel filling AND frosting..

Most of the time:

hmm.. these jeans are surely at least two sizes too big for me now that I’ve lost a little weight, sometimes I’m afraid they’ll fall completely down past my hips. Should put them away and get better fitting ones.

That certain time:

MOST COMFORTABLE PIECE OF CLOTHING EVER! DON’T EVER CHANGE! NOW GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!

At least I managed to not bleed on the sheets. And the bathtub’s nice.

I was a cashier in a supermarket one summer so I know one mostly doesn’t have the energy to contemplate other people’s purchases and judge them, I know I didn’t. Even the one woman who came almost every night for just a bottle of cheap wine.

But now I still wonder if my tonight’s cashier thought the contents of my basket to be something it sadly wasn’t:

5 pairs of underwear
2 bars of chocolate
1 bottle of cider
1 sandwich
1 tube of lube

… looks like it could be a fun night tho. And you and your same sized partner would have clean underwear for the morning after.

So you don’t believe that some artificial sweeteners are bad for you. But they taste so bad! Why would you subject yourself to that horribleness?

And the taste is not all in my head, triggered by vigorous label scanning.

Today my label scanning was triggered by the horrible taste. I managed to buy a whole litre of awful orange and mango nectar and three different little containers of yogurt.

At least the family brought some of my quince preserve with them from home. Made with loads and loads of real sugar.

Walked to the store (get healthy by walking more!) to buy healthy stuff (eat healthy!).

Walked back with chocolate, chocolate mousse, cranberry juice (for the gin later), milk and bananas.

Took a wrong turn.

Neil Armstrong street in the middle of Luxembourgish suburbia FTW?

I suppose it’s like Yuri Gagarin street somewhere back home.

wearsherlock:

Today we hit 13,000 Tumblr followers! So, to celebrate we’re giving away three Sherlock mugs from our mug store! The winners will be able to choose which design they would like and their mug will be sent to them completely free of charge. We will ship to anywhere on the planet! 

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As always you can buy the mugs for £10/$13 here. There will also be chances to win our mugs at this year’s 221b Con and areyoutryingtodeduceme’s Sherlock tea party raffle! Please note our designs are recreations of those seen in the show and are 100% unofficial.